It's so nice to be an inspiration

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 06/27/2019 at 10:49 • Filed to: work spam

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Dear Professor,
Nice day! I just read your article on the website. It is very wonderful and inspired me so much.
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4.Real US brand

We can also provide some free samples to you. More detail, you can click the “ !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ” (Peptides & Inhibitors & Antibodies & Small molecules are on sale)

Any problem, please feel free to let me know.

Yours Sincerely,
Cassie Gao
Karebay Biochem

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove 06/27/2019 at 10:55

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I have a family member involved in the supply of similar materials .
They are, however, not Chinese.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 06/27/2019 at 10:58

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Wow you inspired someone to spam others for a living. Good work

facw > Chariotoflove 06/27/2019 at 11:02

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You definitely shouldn’t support these people. If they want to spam people they need to buy a booth at a convention/conference and give away freebies in exchange from scanning people’s badges like a normal company.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 06/27/2019 at 11:03

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This reminds me of getting email addressed to “Professor [LimitedTimeOnly]” from an obscure academic publication that wanted me to publish future papers with it . I am not and never was a professor, just was named a co-author on one (1) published paper, presumably where they found my contact info .

For a brief period it was fun to imagine that I suddenly was hired into a new profession. Best spam I ever was emailed.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove 06/27/2019 at 11:07

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Sounds like:

I will buy item, please provide lowest price, very like your selling item, my movers will contact you for a pick up time.

God Bless. 

Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/27/2019 at 11:09

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Often these emails are signed with deliberately white suburban sounding names, but the first give away is the common salutation, “greetings for the day!, ” which no white A merican has ever said ever.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 06/27/2019 at 11:10

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Way to take the wind out of my sails, buddy. 

Chariotoflove > facw 06/27/2019 at 11:12

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You know, the quality of swag at conventions has gone way down over the years. Every once in a while, I get something like this embossed stainless steel USB stick from a Singapore dental school. They also gave me a stuffed lion (their mascot) that I gave to my daughter.

I don’t need any more coffee mugs though.

Chariotoflove > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com 06/27/2019 at 11:13

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I know what you mean.  It was fun early on.  Then, as my time on faculty went on, it got old.

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/27/2019 at 11:15

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Ugh.  I hate how “God Bless” has become a red flag.

facw > Chariotoflove 06/27/2019 at 11:15

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Probably haven’t been to enough to judge. My company gave out crappy things :(. I did go to a Salesforce event and picked up a relatively nice little USB power bank from them, and some low quality (but functional) bluetooth headphones from some third-party I have forgotten.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 06/27/2019 at 11:21

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You are the wind beneath her wings. 

Chariotoflove > facw 06/27/2019 at 11:24

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Electronics like that are usually low quality, but they’re good enough to listen to an in-flight movie without you worrying about losing them.

I still pick up the USB sticks, even though they’re usually 1 GB, because they’re fine for putting a lecture or two on, but not a big deal if I forget one in a lecture hall. Then I don’t have to risk my 32 GB ones.

Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/27/2019 at 11:27

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Thank you for Bette Midler running through my brain.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 06/27/2019 at 11:37

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You so, so welcome.

Not sure if this question’s been asked of you before, but as an Opponaut with wheels and less than 100% functional heels, what’s your dream vehicle - the one you’d buy if money was truly no object? 

Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/27/2019 at 11:47

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It changes based on my need and mood, but the thing I want most is a really sexy GT car with no compromises luxury that is also convertible so I can enjoy a gorgeous day. Usually I say a Maserati Gran Cabrio because that hits most of the buttons. I wish they were updating it with modern cabin features instead of eliminating it.

Sometimes I want an ND Miata or maybe a Fist 124. They’re a blast to drive.  The only problem is they are essentially a single seater vehicle for me.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 06/27/2019 at 11:48

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I have friends who are professors, and I have to say that the more I learned about the work environment, the less that I ever wanted to change course and go into academia. Good luck!

Chariotoflove > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com 06/27/2019 at 11:53

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Yeah, the more successful you get, the more BS you   end up dealing with. It’s what made my mom leave early and go into private practice. Thanks though. I’m not totally beaten down by the system yet!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 06/27/2019 at 11:55

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Oh, yeah... that would be awesome. My boss has a 911 4S Cab PDK that’s really nice.

I definitely see myself owning an ND Miata some day (once I can get a nice one, with the specs I want, for $10-15k). 

Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/27/2019 at 12:01

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You may not be that far off, depending on trim.  For now, they do seem to be holding their value though.  The Fiats are the real bargain, apparently. I like the Mazda version better though.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 06/27/2019 at 12:06

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Problem is, I want a ‘19+ Club with the Brembos/BBS/Recaros. =) 

Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 06/27/2019 at 12:11

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Well yeah.  You have a wait then. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 06/27/2019 at 12:20

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I’m okay with that. Will still be shuttling kids for at least 3.5 more years (until my oldest can drive). 

Future Heap Owner > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/27/2019 at 13:13

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Are you sure

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Future Heap Owner 06/27/2019 at 13:44

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Yes. Although there are probably some Chinese folk named Bill.